Saturday, May 30, 2009 @11:29 AM
I'm back with another post. It is rather late now, but I'm still up for some blogging.
This week has been rather shitty. Let's start with Monday. There was CATS, and it was the worst class to date. Like, taking crap from our ever bizarre lecturer is bad enough, but to take more shit from Fat Flirty Garfield and Bitchy Midget is just too much! Fuck, it was pretty melodramatic in that classroom, but is was worth it once the two Chinese started presenting. Haha, I would have felt bad for a while if not for their bimbo-ness and ear-bleeding American accent. Oh yes, then there was gym. It was by far the most aching exercise I have ever done. Note to self: Do stomach exercises only during starvation diets.
Tuesday was fucked up as usual. Squeezing 4 lectures into a day can suck the fuck outta you, and it can also take the piss outta me. Tired, hungry and thirsty at the same time, now why would we wanna make ourselves suffer when it is obviously not Africa here?
Wednesday was goddamn fucked up. I can't believe the whole class screwed up their SOCPSY presentation. But at the same time it was comforting to know that our group wasn't the only group which sucked, though our slides were prolly the worse among everyone else's. Ah-diting was okay, though I was friggin' exhausted by then.
Thursday was alright, cos it was Pink Day. Everyone wore PINK! Why? Cos FUCKING Boohbah thinks that WEARING PINK is FUCKING GAY! Oh, and guess what? If I come close to him, HE WILL PUNCH ME! So horrified!
Friday, nothing much, AUDTP still not getting into my head, and ah-diting. Went to NCHS to chat and not help the Sec. 4s with their Chinese. Had dinner and chatted. Hmmm, I feel different.
Today, I went to Sentosa with Bitch Club. It has been a decade, literally, since I went there, so it felt awkwardly foreign to me. Went to the beach, and got into the water. Walking on scorching sand with blisters on my feet is not nice. Went to Amanda's church after that. It was a'ight, cept that the songs never ever seem to end, ever. Had dinner at Ajisen after that, and went outside to played Truth. Took a cab home with ChingYee after that.
May have looked like I was bursting with bitch hormones today, but it's just something to cover another thing. It is not easy living life with alone, and it is not easy trying to be myself and still care what others think at the same time. Well, not everyone can really comprehend this complicated mind of mine, sometimes I can't myself. My fucking insecurities have been bugging me lately. No, I'm not turning emo again, just a phase I guess. This cold weapon of massive consumption needs some warmth.
Labels: I wanna be reprogramed.
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Friday, May 22, 2009 @11:28 AM
Oh my fucking god, so much bitching to do, so little time!
This past week was so bitchy, I feel so fucking fucked up. Raging hormones, major bitching, and traumatizing fag experiences, so much to say!
Hmm, where should I start? Okay, let's start with Your Majesty. Oh my fucking god, I almost killed myself back on Thursday! He almost planted a hug on me! Oh my gosh! For a moment there my life just flashed through my eyes! As bitchy as I sound, it was a fucking traumatic experience which made me wanna be single for the rest of my fucked up life.
And can you guys hear the crows when he opens his mouth? Oh my gosh he is fucking lame and annoying! He needs to fucking shut that mouth of his before I stuff it with a hair ball. Speaking of that, IT IS THE DAWN OF THE EGGSHELL CHIN! Too clean, something's missing now. Anyway, have you ever felt as though you were one of the victims in SAW? Well, some of us did! It was a miracle how we managed to survive being in a small recording room with Your Majesty strangling us with 'HILARIOUS' jokes and smart-ass comments. Oh and FYI, bitching is communication in T1A2! Take the vacuum out of your skull, Your Majesty!
Next, the 8 rules of Bitch Club! Everyone has bitching potential, well almost everyone, if you know what I mean.
The 8 Rules of Bitch Club
- First rule of Bitch Club is, you do not talk about Bitch Club.
- Second rule of Bitch Club is, you DO NOT talk about Bitch Club.
- If someone says stop, taps out or goes limp (from getting bitched), bitching ain't over!
- Be proud of what you bitch about.
- One bitching at a time.
- Wait, screw rule 5.
- Bitching will go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first time in Bitch Club, you have to BITCH!
Okay, it is 3.27 in the morning, and I am fucking drained, so I shall make this quick.
I am still gaga over Kris and Adam. I am so totally gonna buy their albums, especially Adam's, cos he is a POP singer! So awesome-rific, he wants to work with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry! Oh my gosh my fangirl side is acting up again! Besides them, I am still fucking gaga with Lily Allen! Oh my god I would do anything for her to come to Singapore, just that I would most prolly be the next featured stalker in Entertainment Tonight.
Filming was great just now. The bitching really made my day! Jiayi is a gifted bitcher! Anyway, I really do hope the film was well taken, cos if it isn't, it is my arse on the line. Jiayi will bitch my mouth off. Oh, and I really need this to pull up my crappy camera test score.
Okay, it is really getting late. Shall post another time. TTFN!
Angel face!
Labels: JAI HO.
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Thursday, May 21, 2009 @10:52 AM
Missed AI last night, but I'm catching the re-run now. Not that I don't already know, but...
KRIS ALLEN WON!!!!!!!!!!Oh my god! I'm hyperventilating! Oh god I'm a guy but his hotness can fucking slap me!
P.S.: Total bitch moment, but a slight scruff is hot for Kris Allen, ... and only Kris Allen.
Oh gosh words can't describe how fucking hot Kris is. Freaking JEALOUS! And with that last name, he is fucking perfect!
Adam Lambert is fucking cool too! Oh god he's like a fucking cool guy, even a mole of eggshell chins can't top him! Another butch moment!
Labels: KRIS ALLEN.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009 @1:38 AM
I haven't had a free day since like ever. Have been slacking all day today. Eating, sleeping, and watching TV, that's all the stuff I have done today. Gonna OOVOO at night, like always. Feeling pretty bored now so I just decided to blog for the sake of blogging.
Watched E! True Hollywood Story: Young Royals just now. I'm fucking jealous I'm not a blue-blood. So not far, I can totally mellow into the whole royalty thing right away. Okay, I'm just being o lame right now cos I'm so fucking bored.
Looking forward to the term-break. I'm totally not used to going to school, not like I ever was. I don't wanna spend 1/3 of my life preparing for the next 1/3 of my life, which is spent to make sure that the last 1/3 of my life isn't spent on preparing for anything.
Okay, I feel like drinking bubble tea right now. I wonder, how would bubble tea taste if we use alcohol as the main ingredient? Like like, vodka or something. Oh oh, like my favourite, Irish Creme! What could be better than milky alcohol?
This blog post is getting nowhere. Goodbye.
Labels: Randomness.
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Friday, May 15, 2009 @9:13 AM
It has been a while!
School has been a roller coaster ride lately. Really need to catch up with the others. Feel like a fucking retard for LOCPRO. What the fuck! I got fucking 4 out of fucking 7 1/2! I fucking suck at it! And worse of all, Your Majesty had to come out of the workshop and wave 7 into my fucking face!
But still, it has been really fun, even when T1A2 isn't bitching. I can't remember a day where I don't burst out laughing in school. Haven't linked them yet. Too lazy to. The class is so awesome! Totally brightens up my day talking to them. Everyone is like so funny, and some other(s) are just so funny to talk about.
Feeling a little guilty, cos I unintentionally brought out the crude side of some of us. But still, profanity is the best way to express oneself! Speaking of profanity, my favourite module so far is SOCPSYC. Every lesson is so fucking funny. The module I hate most is CATS! Oh my god I seriously cannot communicate with freaking Engineering students. Regardless of whether they are Chinese or not, THEY FUCKING SUCK IN ENGLISH! Seriously, I am practically a monolinguist, but an alright one, so do not speak to me in your dreadful English or incomprehensible Mandarin. It fucking takes the piss outta me!
AUDTP is still as 'uh-duhhhhhhhh' as usual, and WRITCOM is getting weird. Since when the hell did WRITCOM become CIIIIIIITATION? S&W is still alright, though I would rather stay at home to sleep. Walking uphill to school everyday is evil enough. Why the fuck is there no Skytain system in there?! People can start building a reservoir for my sweat. It is practically a bucket a day.
OurSpace is like a really cool hang-out, cept for the fact that it is a jungle of distraction. The tom-yum at SIM is awesome! It is the only thing I remember eating there. Makan Place is always such a crowded place, we hardly go there for lunch.
I really need to put in all my effort for the LOCPRO project. 4/7 1/2 is not fucking acceptable! Of all people, I had to be fucking called up first. Garh, totally giving myself an excuse, which is totally a fundamental attribution error. And why did the last group get fucking high?! COS WE HELPED THEM! I know, fundamental attribution error! And now that JiaYi is freaking director, Azmyra and I have to work the fucking camera, and we suck at that! Isn't life just so awesome sometimes?
The King has been rather, erm, how should I put this delicately, erm, FUCKING ANNOYING. It occurs in lessons all the time, constantly bombarding the tutors with fucking retarded questions, and laughing at incredibly, stupendously, terribly, horrifyingly, excruciatingly, painstakingly lame jokes, or are they even? It also happens outside of classes, when we are having lunch, when we are waiting for the camera test, or when we are just doing nothing. Your Majesty is always delighted to train your knuckles, preach to you, and even bombarding you with random questions and comments. Isn't life so awesome to have him around?
Okay, that last paragraph was evil. But does this morally insufficient pocketful of sunshine cares shit? No, he does not. Anyway, let's get Your Majesty out of our concern, and talk about more interesting things in T1A2, like OOVOO! OOVOO is so fun, we can see one another in our sleep-wear, drying our hair with towels, and bitch more about Your Majesty! Good thing I ain't a girl, and my style is pretty different, cos that way, he won't talk to me! Yippee!
So let's just sum up my 4 weeks in Poly. I'm more crude than ever, I'm more bitchy than ever, and I'm happier than ever!
Au revoir!
Labels: Your Majesty and T1A2.
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Friday, May 8, 2009 @12:44 AM
Currently at the Art and Design classroom. I know, of all the times to blog, I had to do it now. Whatever, I am just feeling bored. Wanna get something to eat, but no one is eating with me! T.T Just realized no one has tagged my tagboard since like a month ago.
Okay, gonna go Facebook now. Bye.
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Saturday, May 2, 2009 @2:32 AM
I know, I haven't blogged for a very long time. Whatever, I have no time to maintain this blog anyway. Will have regular updates once the term break starts.
Just realized how sucky Poly holidays are. So much different from last time. SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DROP-OUT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!
This is gonna be a short post, cos I need to rush my SOCPSYC journal before Week 3 starts. Have to study and prepare lots of stuff this coming week for Week 4 is a pretty hectic week. This reminds me, the script for AUDIOTP is not made into existence yet. Also, I gotta borrow the video camera from the FMS block to check out the controls for the camera test on Week 4.
Yes, I am procrastinating right now. My journal needs to be out by tomorrow. If you actually read the requirements for the journal, you'll definitely be procrastinating right now too. I have to explain and recount and suggest and reflect, in 800-900 words. I don't know whether it is too long or too short. Garh, SOCPSYC could have been oodles of fun if not for the stupid journal.
Why isn't there a course called Fame and Fortune?! I find that being paid to attend a party or club is the best job in the world.
Labels: Bouts of petty anger.
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