Friday, May 22, 2009 @11:28 AM
Oh my fucking god, so much bitching to do, so little time!
This past week was so bitchy, I feel so fucking fucked up. Raging hormones, major bitching, and traumatizing fag experiences, so much to say!
Hmm, where should I start? Okay, let's start with Your Majesty. Oh my fucking god, I almost killed myself back on Thursday! He almost planted a hug on me! Oh my gosh! For a moment there my life just flashed through my eyes! As bitchy as I sound, it was a fucking traumatic experience which made me wanna be single for the rest of my fucked up life.
And can you guys hear the crows when he opens his mouth? Oh my gosh he is fucking lame and annoying! He needs to fucking shut that mouth of his before I stuff it with a hair ball. Speaking of that, IT IS THE DAWN OF THE EGGSHELL CHIN! Too clean, something's missing now. Anyway, have you ever felt as though you were one of the victims in SAW? Well, some of us did! It was a miracle how we managed to survive being in a small recording room with Your Majesty strangling us with 'HILARIOUS' jokes and smart-ass comments. Oh and FYI, bitching is communication in T1A2! Take the vacuum out of your skull, Your Majesty!
Next, the 8 rules of Bitch Club! Everyone has bitching potential, well almost everyone, if you know what I mean.
The 8 Rules of Bitch Club
- First rule of Bitch Club is, you do not talk about Bitch Club.
- Second rule of Bitch Club is, you DO NOT talk about Bitch Club.
- If someone says stop, taps out or goes limp (from getting bitched), bitching ain't over!
- Be proud of what you bitch about.
- One bitching at a time.
- Wait, screw rule 5.
- Bitching will go on as long as they have to.
- If this is your first time in Bitch Club, you have to BITCH!
Okay, it is 3.27 in the morning, and I am fucking drained, so I shall make this quick.
I am still gaga over Kris and Adam. I am so totally gonna buy their albums, especially Adam's, cos he is a POP singer! So awesome-rific, he wants to work with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry! Oh my gosh my fangirl side is acting up again! Besides them, I am still fucking gaga with Lily Allen! Oh my god I would do anything for her to come to Singapore, just that I would most prolly be the next featured stalker in Entertainment Tonight.
Filming was great just now. The bitching really made my day! Jiayi is a gifted bitcher! Anyway, I really do hope the film was well taken, cos if it isn't, it is my arse on the line. Jiayi will bitch my mouth off. Oh, and I really need this to pull up my crappy camera test score.
Okay, it is really getting late. Shall post another time. TTFN!
Angel face!
Labels: JAI HO.
Bite me!
