Oh my god! I'm hyperventilating! Oh god I'm a guy but his hotness can fucking slap me!

P.S.: Total bitch moment, but a slight scruff is hot for Kris Allen, ... and only Kris Allen.

Oh gosh words can't describe how fucking hot Kris is. Freaking JEALOUS! And with that last name, he is fucking perfect!

Adam Lambert is fucking cool too! Oh god he's like a fucking cool guy, even a mole of eggshell chins can't top him! Another butch moment!